Hi Heveryone.. Hows it vaaying my guzzies.. I've been a long time in the hiding and was even chooning Ron the Don that my laanie auther mustve discontinued my brand.. Bu hanyways im here now and am gonna choon u members another hadventure from Hog and Warts instituition about the Chamber of Chatsworth..It was the summer of 99, when me and my outie Ron decided to take a spin to Chatsworth.. I stopped at the Pooven's garage to fill some sky in my rounds.. While i was der i fluked the petrol filling karya cos he started washing my windows.. I just got my car washed at Baboo's car wash and this madder spoilt it.. So off to Chatsworth we vyed..
Now this Chatsworth is nor ordianry town.. All the tycs stay der.. The Spicy Den fella, the Hot Bunny and Courageous Curry shop owner, Saavantri the famous hairdresser, Pregasen the potato juice merchant and many more.. But i went der cos i heard from someone that Phatma (baboo rugrats daughter) chills at the snooker cafe and i can try my lucks wit her.. So i pulled up der at the cafe.. And I saw her..
I parked the Skyline and me and Ron vyed in like main owes.. Ron vyed to the counter and choon the tanie," 2 Black labels, and make them Quartz cos we da lanies here".. While waiting he choon her to pour some shots at itwhile shes der.. While Ron was der, my only focus was on Phatma and how i was gonna dulla her.. I was approaching her when 2 okes stopped me in my path.. "who u". they reckon.. " Im Arry".. i choon them.. And next minute i knew one of them mapped me from the side.. One harda klap on the face.. I was pissedd " do u know who i am hek se".. "Im the member who bitch slapped Rugrat at the lugs last Easter".. They werent interested bru.. Ron took me and we ran out to recoup.. Then it hit me as to who they were.. It was "Amplifier" Amit and "Subwoofer" Suvash.. aka the "Twin Speakers"..
These lighties shud chill with Phatma.. They always pump mouth and vy on the like the main owes.. But today, one of them is gonna end up in hospital.. Hope ther balis got medical aid.. Me and Ron went to the Skyline and got out wands.. Hin i went and started cracking those madders.. It then became a free for all and everyone was just fluking and flying around.. Phatma fell and hit her head in the comotion.. I carried her out and slat her in the Skyline and took her to quiet spot...
The kerel woke up and i chooned her i saved her life ekse.. She was impressed.. I was officially now her outie.. But my aim was still to ge into her Chambers.. U know wat im saying ekse.. There down by the chambers where i can strike lucky.. Its been 3 months since the Chatsworth rol and i still neva get lucks with this merry.. Only one way to do it.. Use Hunty Hagrids magical tonic..
I set up a romantic hevening with my stukkie at the lugs.. Picnic wat wat.. When she wasnt looking i put the tonic in her drink.. She drank it and got all wild ekse..She went from schoolgirl to showgirl in less than 5 minutes.. I put some Stud 100 and raved the Chambers for a good few minutes.. After like 10 minutes i was klaar.. I did it... I conquered the Chamber of Chatsworth..
I neva call her the next day... Wat a thing i tell u.. My airtime was kla.. But the merry neva believe it.. She choon the twin speakers to look for me.. They found me and choon me wat i neva wanna hear.. The dragon is pregnant.. And the gunner is gonna be mine.. Madder Chot.. Im gonna be a bali hekse..
The King Arry is gonna have a prince my laani.. Even if it is a half blooded one... Who cares.. Its mine.. One problem.. This Phatma merry.. I think i hav to marry this thing now.. Eish, wat to do.. I'll tell you next time what happens with the twin speakers, Phatma and the lil gunner in her stomach..
Shor my outies..
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